Smaller happenings @ SMD High:
I was coming back on the cigarette on the roof and as I reached for the knob I see this huge green motherfucking leaf bug on the door and I jumped back like three feet. It’s called Microcentrum retinerve and it can suck my dick.
Also, at school, I asked the vending machine for Sierra Mist and it gave me Mountain Dew. What the fuck!?!?!