Back by popular demand!
So lots of people smarter than myself have said intelligent things about why PETA is gay, and especially why their ads are sexist. But I have a different problem. It’s that not that they don’t make me want to stop eating meat - it’s just that they make me want to eat women.
I have a biting problem. I bite my friends, and sometimes girls. It usually starts out as a playful game like chase but then when I get my teeth into a nice fleshy bit, it’s really satisfying, and I don’t want to stop.
If you’re like me in these ways or other ways, this website is pretty cool: http://mukiskitchen.com/home.html . It’s a paysite, but the sample pictures should keep all my lusty cannibal compadres occupied for ten minutes.
Fellate me
p.s. It’s so fucking cold outside. I don’t think I’ll ever leave again.