NYU is a sucking, fucking, fuck-suck
The National Weather Service has issued a winter storm warning for the New York
City area; snow and high winds are expected to begin late tonight.
I have been at NYU for 13 years; because of how many members of our community
live nearby and because our transit system seldom fails us, we have rarely had
to close.
Accordingly, at this point, NYU expects to be open tomorrow, Wednesday, February
10; all classes and activities are to proceed as scheduled, all personnel are to report as scheduled.
[…]
-Jules Martin, Vice President of Public Safety, NYU
All of New York’s public school are going to be closed. All of the other universities are going to be closed. My roommates are going to have a fucking snowball fight on the roof.
I don’t have any particular point to make about how NYU is a shitty, uncaring bureaucracy. Nor was I surprised - they did the same thing last year. But I had big things planned, namely: not doing homework, smoking cigarettes on the roof, and looking at the erotica on my walls.
I tried to look for some dirt on Jules Martin, but I got bored. So just know this, Jules -
I’m watching you.